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12.06.2025 04:11

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
—
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
What will help me to get a bigger butt naturally?
So they tried
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are the causes of over sweating?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
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No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors